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(Photos: The Real Life Eponymous Crikey Barker)
including portrait by DFP Portraits

Jibber Jabber

Wobbie Wobbit - November 2013


Crikey Barker


I know a lovely little dog
She's a cocker-poo
Which means she is half cocker spaniel
And half poodle too
She's soft and black and curly
And she's the waggiest dog I know
And she has got a tennis ball
That she wants you to throw

Her name is Crikey Barker
How cool a name is that?
That bonkers Crikey Barker
She's a bit scared of the cat

I have thrown that tennis ball two hundred times today
But still that crazy Crikey wants to play
But still that crazy Crikey wants to play

Oh Crikey Barker put the ball down
Please Crikey Barker put the ball down
She'll drop it at your feet and stare at you
Put a paw on your knees
Oh Crikey Barker PLEASE!

Crikey!!

So I give in and I throw it
And she brings it back
And I give in and I throw it
And she brings it back
And I give in and I throw it
And she brings it back
And it just goes on and on and on
And on and on like that

She could play all day and night
And not get bored at all
That bonkers Crikey Barker
And her beloved ball

I have thrown that tennis ball two hundred times today
But still that crazy Crikey wants to play
But still that crazy Crikey wants to play

Oh Crikey Barker put the ball down
Please Crikey Barker put the ball down
She'll drop it at your feet and stare at you
Put a paw on your knees
Oh Crikey Barker PLEASE!

Crikey!!

She could get a job at Wimbledon
With the ball girls and ball boys
She could be a ball dog
And have lots and lots of toys
The only problem might be
Yes, I think it would
I think that Crikey Barker
Would be a bit too good

She'd Jump right in and catch it
As soon as they served the ball
That bonkers Crikey Barker
There's no stopping her at all

I have thrown that tennis ball two hundred times today
But still that crazy Crikey wants to play
But still that crazy Crikey wants to play

Oh Crikey Barker put the ball down
Please Crikey Barker put the ball down
She'll drop it at your feet and stare at you, put a paw on your knees
Oh Crikey Barker PLEASE!
Oh Crikey Barker PLEASE!
Please Crikey Barker PLEASE!

Oh Crikey!!


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