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Granddad's Ashtray

Den & the Ligger - 1999


Mark Fowler


Hey Mark Fowler sell me a banana
And take me for a pint in the Vic
I remember when you were Tucker Jenkins
Long before you got sick
Whatever happened to Benny Green?
Cathy Hargreaves and Alan Humphries?
Hey Michelle, weren't you there as well?
Up in front of Bridget wearing lipstick and gel
Hey Mark Fowler sell me a banana
And take me for a pint in the Vic

Hey Pauline Albert Square Queen
I remember when you were Miss Brahms
Mr Humphries is free and as for Captain P
Well he ain't got Lucas's charms
Peggy Mitchell what a carry on
With old Frank Butcher (now he's gone)
He used to step in the pat of a cow
I remember the days he shouted "Run around now!"
Hey Mark Fowler sell me a banana
And take me for a pint in the Vic

Hey Psycho Joe, you're better now I know
And a policeman out fighting crime
A bit like Simon Wickes who's a copper in the sticks
But he also went back in time
His brother David was a time traveller n all
He's a doctor now in Holby City General
And Tiffany Mitchell broke all of our hearts
But she rose again to the top of the charts
Hey Mark Fowler sell me a banana
And take me for a pint in the Vic

Hey Dirty Den when you were in the pen
Did you think you'd get out the scrubs?
On to a pub then the Paradise Club
And then you were scrubbing in the tub
I see loads of you hanging round Sun Hill
On UK Gold on re-runs of the Bill
And that nasty bloke Steve was Reggie Kray
I remember the days he sang in Spandau Ballet (ooo-oo-oo-ooooo-)
Hey Mark Fowler sell me a banana
And take me for a pint in the Vic


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