Urban Fox

Just posted this one from FAWM 2023 up on Bandcamp. You can download for free or pay what you want 🙂

The urban fox rocks the blocks
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Natty
Or tatty?
Charming or ratty
A well dressed guest
Or a flea infested pest

Savage scavenger
Rabid ravager
Elegant and intelligent
Or just a determined vermin

Sleek, on fleek
Pretty and dapper
Streetwise with sweet eyes
And the cool of a gritty city rapper

The urban fox rocks the blocks
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A hooligan or distinguished sir
Mixin with the vixen chasing her
Causing a stir in an orange blur
With his rusty fur
Or just a crusty cur

Free range ridden with mange
Elusive and strange
Like a Noel Coward
Who should have showered

Metropolis foxes
Full of paradoxes
Carrying toxic poxes
Light on their feet
As they run down the street
Chewing chicken wings from kfc boxes

The urban fox rocks the blocks
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Feeding and breeding mixed feeling
With their screeching and squealing
Yelping and yowling howling and prowling
Pavement fouling

Leaving a stench by the park bench
Off they slink
Making a stink
Musty musky bouquet
Lingers during the day

Oily khaki gloopy poop
That dogs love to roll in
And smear
A warpaint daub
A dab behind the ear

The urban fox rocks the blocks
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With grace and pace
And the thrill of the chase
Amid the in-your-face bass of this city space
This is their place and they leave their trace

Nonchalant they flaunt and taunt
Gaunt they haunt the neighbourhood
Are they a force for evil or for good
Hated and slated loathed and abhorred
Respected highly rated loved and adored

The urban fox rocks the blocks
Splitting opinions like binbags
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Splitting opinions like binbags

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