To Be Decided

Wobbie Wobbit - FAWM 2019


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Bra Off Time


When I get home from wherever I've been
It feels so good to be in in in in
The very first thing that is required
Is to ditch this underwired
Monstrosity!

All of us women have to conform
To the sartorial social norm
Hold our assets in position
In a polyester prison
Atrocity!

Take your bra off
Take your bra off woman
Take your bra off
Liberate your bosom
Take your bra off
Relish the relief
Take your bra off
Oh the beautiful release
It's bra off time

And you know all the ladies say
That this is the best bit of the day
You know this feeling can't be bettered
Mounds unbound unshackled unfettered
Liberty!

Remove the hooks from the eyes no fumbling
Oh how it satisfies when boobs come tumbling
Let loose from the noose of their lacy lockers
Out they plop - flip flop! emancipate your knockers
Set them free!

Take your bra off
Take your bra off woman
Take your bra off
Liberate your bosom
Take your bra off
Relish the relief
Take your bra off
Oh the beautiful release
It's bra off time

It's a pleasure beyond measure, this pressure on my Bristols
Has practically turned them into crystals
So I bust out my bust unstrap the straps
Out of the traps - break out the baps
Easy!

Unrestrained out burst my melons
Uncontained they erupt like Mount St Helens
The affliction of my underwear
No restriction now - rotund and bare
Breezy!

Take your bra off
Take your bra off woman
Take your bra off
Liberate your bosom
Take your bra off
Relish the relief
Take your bra off
Oh the beautiful release
Of bra off time

Ooh ooh ooh
Shooby dooby dooby
Ooh ooh ooh
Free the boobie
There hasn't been freedom on this scale
Since Nelson Mandela was released from jail
Free-ee! Free the boobie!

Take your bra off
Take your bra off woman
Take your bra off
Liberate your bosom
Take your bra off
Relish the relief
Take your bra off
Oh the beautiful release
Of bra off time
Yeah!
(Ah! That's better!)


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