Familiar Surroundings

Wobbie Wobbit - FAWM 2018

Winter Olympics

I only have two problems with the Winter Olympics
1 - Winter
2 - Olympics

Winter is cold and horrible
Olympics are too sporty
I see the online articles
About athletes being naughty

Can't watch for fear of accidents
Too stressy
I used to like the ski slalom
Now i'm too much of a Jesse

As for the toboggan
No Way!
You do worse than knock yer noggin
I mean 90 miles an hour on a sleigh?!

I never watch the ski jumping
With a steep schuss
Then, what if they break their leg or something?
I'm a total wuss!

So you can have you winter olympics
I'm staying in
Do something warm and relaxing
Might pour a gin

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