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Figments
Wobbie Wobbit - 5090 2018
18 Walnut Whips
She ate 18 walnut whips
I let my vigilance slip
In my friend's suitcase - taking home from her trip
Came home and my dog was licking her lips
She'd opened every packet and the place was a tip
With individual wrappers that she'd managed to rip
I dunno how her teeth even got a grip
She ate 18 walnut whips
36 hours on a drip
Activated charcoal and stuff to make her sick
Even the vet was impressed by it
Yeah 18 walnut whips
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