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Pleasing People
Wobbie Wobbit - 50/90 2019
Crocodile Smile
You flash your teeth but they look like they might bite
Your smile doesnt reach your eyes that are full of spite
Your evil grin is so malicious
Your loathsome leer just looks vicious
You're so vile and hostile
I see right through your crocodile smile
Your smug little smirk actually looks quite fierce
Your eyes and teeth both look like they could pierce
Your snide little sneer seems so sinister
I trust you about as much as the prime minister
You're so vile and hostile
I see right through your crocodile smile
Face contorted in a grimace
Cold and heartless full of menace
You've got more bile
Than Jeremy Kyle
I see right through your crocodile smile
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