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Granddad's Ashtray
Den & the Ligger - 1999
Granddad's Ashtray
A cigarette is smouldering in Granddad's ashtray
A smoke ring drifts across the room and I hear myself say:
Oooo oo oo ooooo woah yay
Oooo oo oo ooooo woah yay
A cigarette is smouldering in Granddad's Armchair
Polyurethane toxic gases fill the air
Oooo oo oo ooooo woah yeah
Oooo oo oo ooooo woah yeah
A granddad is smouldering in Granddad's front room
A back-draft hits the roaring flames and the house goes boom
Oooo oo oo ooooo shazoom
Oooo oo oo ooooo shazoom
Here we go now, remembering the good times
Round at Granddad's House
Dwa do dwaybo do dwa dwa do dwaybo
Dwa do dwabo do dwa dweeb
Dwa do dwaybo do dwa dwa do dwaybo
Dwa do dwabo do dwa dweeb
A granddad is smouldering in Granddad's local crematorium
The vicar says a lengthy sermon and a sad memorium
Oooo oo oo ooooo we'll see no more of him
Oooo oo oo ooooo we'll see no more of him
Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo why oh
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