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Pleasing People

Wobbie Wobbit - 50/90 2019

A song especially for (and featuring) the wonderful headrest-crazy J. Bet ya don't know many songs about headrests, eh?

Headrests Are The Best

There aren't many headrests that I hold dearer
Than the soft padded black ones from a Vauxhall Zafira
Like den's - hers are hairy cos she lets her dog in
But hairy or not they still protect your noggin

Peanut's Zafira is the newer model
With a button on the side, still looks after your noddle
Then with a hole in the middle and a little bit squarer
My favourite headrest is the Nissan Almera

Headrests are the best
It might be a little bit obscure
Headrests are the best
They make me feel safe and secure

Of course I am a great endorser
Of the headrests from our very own Vauxhall Corsa
And another big favourite headrest of mine
Is the Ford Focus's like Caroline's

I like to take them out the car when I get the chance
Put them on a dining chair or do the headrest dance
There's a problem with Nana's Citreon C1
The headrests aren't removable - you can't have any fun

Headrests are the best
It might be a little bit obscure
Headrests are the best
They make me feel safe and secure

When I grow up I'm gonna have a headrest museum
Put them on display so that everyone can see 'em
For my birthday party you must bring headrests from your cars
If you haven't got one you can borrow one of ours
(if you're bringing me a headrest present don't wrap it up)
(we'll play pass the headrest, musical headrests, pin the headrest on the car seat...)

Of course in cars is their most common position
But don't forget planes and trains the dentist and optician

Best colour for headrests - black
Best view of headrests - from the back
They will save you if you have a shunt
The best headrest is the passenger front

(it's the passenger front
It's the passenger front)

You're not allowed to take headrests to school
They have a silly "No headrests" rule
I take a laminated picture of the headrest of the day
It's the next best thing to a real one, makes me feel ok

I line up all my headrests at the bottom of my bed
With headrest photos hanging overhead
Yes it's true you might say I'm a little bit obsessed
But it's only cos headrests are the best!

Headrests are the best
It might be a little bit obscure
Headrests are the best
They make me feel safe and secure

Take me to the breakers' yard
Don't forget your credit card (repeat to fade)

(J: I love you better than headrests, Den
D : aw really?
J: nah!!!
I really love them, Den
D: I know
J: I just wish I had them all in my hand right now)

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