Over The Top
Wobbie Wobbit - FAWM 2020
The paint on my mantelpiece is in a right state
And I think underneath it is some really nice slate
So I go to B&Q for some Nitromors
And a brush to work it in the ornamental contours
As I start to slap it onto the mantelpiece
I am loving the sensation of a tranquil peace
And I read on the label of the Nitromors
"Keep the windows open if you're using it indoors"
"Ensure there is adequate ventilation
As the mantel sloughs a century of lead laden paint
I feel a bit light headed kinda woozy and faint
Blisters bubble and bubbles blister in an off-white glow
And I'm surrounded by a landscape of magnolia snow
A tundra erupts cascading into my front room
Bursting and belching into existence
As I scrape gorges gape magnificent
Mountains raise and I give praise
And kneel before
The god of Nitromors
Behold the mighty kingdom of the god of Nitromors! Magnolia snow!
Caustic paste spews toxic waste into ravines of epic awe
I bow down, worship and exalt the god of Nitromors
Avalanches tumble into an infinite abyss
Snow drifts shift and lift and fissures fizz
The world is a vast and overcast off white glow
Of magnolia snow
And as I'm paint-stripping glaciers are dripping
And I slowly realise ... I'm tripping
The god of Nitromors was only let loose
By a straightforward case of solvent abuse
Beware when you use it in small rooms
That you don't hallucinate on all the fumes
I open up the windows open them wide
I think I'd better let some fresh air inside
I have a cup of tea and admire the slate
I'd say that's job well done! Looks great!
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