Wobbie Wobbit Jukebox

Peculiar Distractions

Wobbie Wobbit - 5090 2020

Collaboration with Chris Harris (headfirstonly).

Merch!

Pre-show fizz of anticipation
Going to see the band
Following the crowd up from the station
Seeing who is a fan

It's so easy spot them
No trouble at all
The way they're dressed
What's written on their chest
Yeah they've been to the merchandise stall

Where they've got

Glow sticks coasters
Tote bags posters
Tons of band name goodies
Button badges
Sew on patches
T-shirts, hats and hoodies

After-show buzz and the merchandise stall
Is enticing and appealing
All pinned out nicely on the wall
My debit card is reeling

You need a souvenir of course
That t-shirt's what you want
Dates on the back
White on black
Logo in the trademark font

Glow sticks coasters
Tote bags posters
Tons of band name goodies
Button badges
Sew on patches
T-shirts, hats and hoodies

Buy yer t-shirt 2 sizes too big
That's my advice

Wouldn't it be nice
If the merchandise
Was half the price
I could buy it twice!

Glow sticks coasters
Tote bags posters
Tons of band name goodies
Button badges
Sew on patches
T-shirts, hats and hoodies

I remember back in the day
Stencils and a denim jacket
We'd take that can of paint and spray
And it didn't cost a packet

Now you can get all sorts
(except that is for free things)
Mug and a wallet
A what d'ya ma call it
Programmes pens and key rings

Glow sticks coasters
Tote bags posters
Tons of band name goodies
Button badges
Sew on patches
T-shirts, hats and hoodies

Listen to all tracks from Peculiar Distractions