Wobbie Wobbit Jukebox

Peculiar Distractions

Wobbie Wobbit Ft. Chris Harris - 5090 2020

Many thanks to Chris Harris for his smooth radio voice. soundcloud.com/headfirstonly and headfirst.www.idnet.com...

Names are changed but this is inspired by the wonderful Jim Davis on BBC Radio London.

Overnight Radio

evening everybody...
If you've just joined us
this is Overnight Radio
I'm Rick Lister
and I'll be with you 'til five am

Ooh I like Rick Lister

I find his voice so calming
He's always so disarming
Utterly charming

Let's go back to the phones
Who's next on the line, please?

All walks of life
He puts himself in their shoes
From humorous topics
To serious issues

Nobody should have to go through something like that

His tone soothes me
His empathy moves me
He's so kind

Well, of course
And I can totally understand why you're so upset

I know her she's another regular
Just called in about nothing in particular
Greeted with a genuine warmth and care

That must be really difficult for you...

I know this one her name's Penelope
It's like eavesdropping on her therapy
Neither of them really seem to mind

I'm really sorry to hear that

His tone soothes me
His empathy moves me
He's so kind

Well, who would wish that on anybody?

Here's that bloke making an appearance
Shares his burden as he tells of his experience
It's hard to believe

It's hard to believe that somebody would do such a thing

Comforting the sad with conversation
Shared across the entire nation

The saying goes that things never change But don't you think in these circumstances perhaps they should?

His tone soothes me
His empathy moves me
He's so kind

There seem to be a few technical difficulties there
but we'll get back to you as soon as we can

Sometimes there are glitches
Technical hitches
But he's fine

Well it seems we've lost you for the moment
but we'll try and get back to you as soon as we can
In the meantime, here's this:

Oh here he is that opinionated pig
Every time he calls in he has to have a dig

That's a challenging point of view
but do you agree with it?
Let's hear your calls

His tone soothes me
His empathy moves me
He's so kind

Sometimes we lose track of things
and forget that what we really need
is compassion

Aww well said Rick Lister

This is Overnight Radio
I'm Rick Lister
and we'll be back after the news
to take some more of your calls

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